January 2012
Jan 1st
44,649 notes
Jan 1st
43,062 notes
December 2011
Dec 31st
4,274 notes
Dec 31st
22,436 notes
Dec 31st
73,961 notes
Dec 31st
23,873 notes
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53,771 notes
Dec 30th
104,495 notes
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28,957 notes
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147,078 notes
Dec 28th
28,341 notes
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19,376 notes
Dec 28th
17,600 notes
Dec 28th
1,801 notes
Dec 28th
54,410 notes
Dec 28th
31,464 notes
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14,619 notes
Dec 27th
88,003 notes
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42,107 notes
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13,861 notes
Dec 27th
2,478 notes
Dec 27th
91,713 notes
Dec 27th
31,705 notes
Dec 27th
1,845 notes
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60,168 notes
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16,972 notes
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5,720 notes
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23,443 notes
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18,671 notes
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62,338 notes
Dec 26th
60,431 notes
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93,557 notes
Dec 25th
39,233 notes
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138,135 notes
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30,687 notes
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29,034 notes
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59,417 notes
Dec 25th
11,804 notes
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Dec 25th
31,420 notes
Dec 25th
10,520 notes
Dec 24th
35,721 notes
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10,074 notes
Dec 24th
78,071 notes
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30,948 notes
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61,637 notes
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50,991 notes
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27,903 notes
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18,893 notes
Dec 22nd
71,504 notes
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